You have no idea about presents or what they mean. The last present yo…

Derek Landy
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You have no idea about presents or what they mean. The last present you gave me was a stick.” “You wanted a weapon.” “It was a stick.” “It had a bow on it.” “It was a stick.” “I thought you liked the stick. You laughed. ✨ Derek Landy (2015). Skulduggery Pleasant:, p.48, HarperCollins UK
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