You guys are just jealous because i'm a natural athlete and you can't …

R. L. Stine
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You guys are just jealous because i'm a natural athlete and you can't cross the street without falling on your face. -(Bird) Doug
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You guys are just jealous because i'm a natural athlete and you can't cross the street without falling on your face. -(Bird) Doug

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