They say love's like a bus, and if you wait long enough another one wi…

Daniel Handler
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They say love's like a bus, and if you wait long enough another one will come along, but not in this place where the buses are slow and most of the cute ones are gay. ✨ Adverbs. Book by Daniel Handler, 2006.
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They say love's like a bus, and if you wait long enough another one will come along, but not in this place where the buses are slow and most of the cute ones are gay. ✨ Adverbs. Book by Daniel Handler, 2006.

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