I know it’s not the right thing to say to a lady, miss, but you are sw…

Terry Pratchett
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I know it’s not the right thing to say to a lady, miss, but you are sweating like a pig! My mother always said that horses sweat, men perspire, and ladies merely glow… Is that so? Well, miss, you are glowing like a pig!
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