Yes, sir, thank you, sir, and I wouldn’t trust me one little inch, sir…

Terry Pratchett
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Yes, sir, thank you, sir, and I wouldn’t trust me one little inch, sir. I knows a bad one when I sees them. I have a mirror. ✨ Terry Pratchett (2011). Snuff: (Discworld Novel 39), p.78, Random House
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