What do you mean I have a predetermined death?” – Nick β€œDid I stutter?” – Death β€œNo.” – Nick β€œDo I look like Webster’s?” – Death β€œNo.” – Nick β€œThen you should understand what I said, since I didn’t speak in code. Every mortal creature is born with an expiration date. Some immortals, too. Set by the big clockmaker. But excessive stupidity and moronic tendencies can shorten it. Pissing me off is one really good way to cut yours down to three seconds from now.” – Death

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