You're kidding, Shane said. Do you think I want to visit Crazy McTeeth…

Rachel Caine
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You're kidding, Shane said. Do you think I want to visit Crazy McTeeth in his lair of insanity? No, Claire said, but I'm pretty sure you won't like it if I go alone when I just kind of promised to be with you. So...? Right. I've been missing Nutty McFang anyway. Stop making up names for him. What about Count Crackula? Just stop. ✨ Rachel Caine (2011). Last Breath: The Morganville Vampires, p.54, Penguin
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