The moral of the story is we're here on Earth to fart around. And, of …

Kurt Vonnegut
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The moral of the story is we're here on Earth to fart around. And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And, what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. ✨ Interview with David Brancaccio, NOW on PBS, www.pbs.org. October 07, 2005.
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