What did I tell you about Mister Safety Catch?' said Vimes weakly. Whe…

Terry Pratchett
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What did I tell you about Mister Safety Catch?' said Vimes weakly. When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend,' recited Detritus, saluting. ✨ Terry Pratchett (2002). Night watch, Doubleday UK
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What did I tell you about Mister Safety Catch?' said Vimes weakly. When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend,' recited Detritus, saluting. ✨ Terry Pratchett (2002). Night watch, Doubleday UK

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