Would you like to see the menu? he said. Or would you like to meet the…

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Would you like to see the menu? he said. Or would you like to meet the Dish of the Day? [...] Good evening, it lowed and sat back heavily on its haunches, I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in parts of my body? ✨ The Restaurant at the End of the Universe (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Book 2). Book by Douglas Adams, October 1980.
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