You don't need people’s opinion on a fact. You might as well have a po…

John Oliver
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You don't need people’s opinion on a fact. You might as well have a poll asking: ‘Which number is bigger, 15 or 5?’ or ‘Do owls exist?’ or ‘Are there hats?' ✨ Cookie Monster Pretty Much Loses It After John Oliver Asks Him 'What’s A Cookie?’ By Leigh Weingus, www.huffingtonpost.com. November 6, 2014.
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