To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you. They will l…

Bill Bryson
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To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you. They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They will be your friends forever. And when you get tired of them, you can kill and eat them. Perfect.
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