Pretty soon the only people left without a girlfriend will be me and W…

Cassandra Clare
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Pretty soon the only people left without a girlfriend will be me and Wendell the school janitor, and he smells like windex. At least you know he's still available. ✨ Cassandra Clare (2010). Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instrument Series (3 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass, p.40, Simon and Schuster
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