She shook her head then took off again, and I found myself struggling …

Darynda Jones
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She shook her head then took off again, and I found myself struggling to keep up with her in my bunny slippers. With a sigh, I realized I was getting way too much exercise. I'd just have to counteract it later with cake. ✨ Darynda Jones (2011). Second Grave on the Left, p.25, Macmillan
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She shook her head then took off again, and I found myself struggling to keep up with her in my bunny slippers. With a sigh, I realized I was getting way too much exercise. I'd just have to counteract it later with cake. ✨ Darynda Jones (2011). Second Grave on the Left, p.25, Macmillan

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