I do not, I felt oddly appalled by her statement. I'm an excellent lia…

Darynda Jones
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I do not, I felt oddly appalled by her statement. I'm an excellent liar. Ask my dentist. He swears I floss regularly. ✨ Darynda Jones (2011). Second Grave on the Left, p.21, Macmillan
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