It ought to be a criminal offence for women to dye their hair. Especia…

P. G. Wodehouse
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It ought to be a criminal offence for women to dye their hair. Especially red. What the devil do women do that sort of thing for? ✨ P. G. Wodehouse (2011). Indiscretions of Archie, p.282, The Floating Press
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