I was ten. I had noticed something was weird earlier in the day, but I…

Tina Fey
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I was ten. I had noticed something was weird earlier in the day, but I knew from commercials that one's menstrual period was a blue liquid that you poured like laundry detergent onto maxi pads to test their absorbency. This wasn't blue, so... I ignored it for a few hours. ✨ Bossypants. Book by Tina Fey, www.huffingtonpost.com. April 5, 2011.
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