Cassandra Clare
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Tessa: A little girl robbed you? Will: Actually, she wasn't a little girl at all, as it turns out, but a midget in a dress with a penchant for violence, who goes by the name Six-Fingered Nigel. Jem:Easy mistake to make. (later) Will: I want to be back before dark. I have an assignation in Soho this evening with a certain attractive someone Tessa: “Goodness, If you keep seeing Six-Fingered Nigel like this, he'll expect you to declare your intentions.

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