Ladies and gentleman, he said over the speakers, welcome aboard this r…

Derek Landy
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Ladies and gentleman, he said over the speakers, welcome aboard this recently liberated Gulfstream V. If I could have your attention for just a few moments, I'd like to go over the safety features of this aircraft. It has an engine, to make us go, and wings, to keep us in the air. There are seatbelts, which won't do you an awful lot of good if we fly into the side of a mountain.
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