Here's where I ask why don't you spend your time doing something safer…

Jim Butcher
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Here's where I ask why don't you spend your time doing something safer and more boring. Like maybe administering suppositories to rabid gorillas. ✨ Jim Butcher (2002). Summer Knight: Book four of The Dresden Files, p.125, Penguin
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Here's where I ask why don't you spend your time doing something safer and more boring. Like maybe administering suppositories to rabid gorillas. ✨ Jim Butcher (2002). Summer Knight: Book four of The Dresden Files, p.125, Penguin

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