If you had enough money, you could hardly commit crimes at all. You ju…

Terry Pratchett
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If you had enough money, you could hardly commit crimes at all. You just perpetrated amusing little peccadilloes. ✨ Terry Pratchett (2008). Men At Arms: (Discworld Novel 15), p.132, Random House
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