What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined …

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What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country. ✨ Ambrose Bierce (1968). The Ambrose Bierce satanic reader: selections from the invective journalism of the great satirist
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MONKEY, n. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees. ✨ Ambrose Bierce (2016). The Devil's Dictionary: The Devil World, p.146, 谷月社
GRAVE, n. A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student. ✨ The Devil's Dictionary
REPORTER, n. A writer who guesses his way to the truth and dispels it with a tempest of words. ✨ Ambrose Bierce (2001). The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary, p.197, University of Georgia Press
READING, n. The general body of what one reads. In our country it consists, as a rule, of Indiana novels, short stories in dialect and humor in slang. ✨ Ambrose Bierce (2016). The Devil's Dictionary: … ▶
PATRIOT, n. One to whom the interests of a part seem superior to those of the whole. The dupe of statesmen and the tool of conquerors. ✨ Ambrose Bierce (2001). The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary, p.17 … ▶

What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country. ✨ Ambrose Bierce (1968). The Ambrose Bierce satanic reader: selections from the invective journalism of the great satirist

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