When I got married, the Sun ran the headline: Here comes the bride, al…

Jo Brand
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When I got married, the Sun ran the headline: Here comes the bride, all fat and wide. Luckily, it was a few days after the wedding - but it was still hideous to read at a great romantic moment. ✨ Portrait of the artist: Jo Brand, comedian. Interview with Laura Barnett, www.theguardian.com. December 27, 2010.
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