I hate the vamp jobs. They think they're so suave. It's not enough for…

Kiersten White
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I hate the vamp jobs. They think they're so suave. It's not enough for them to slaughter and eat you like a zombie would. No, they want to be all sexy, too. And trust me: vampires? Not. Sexy. ✨ Kiersten White (2010). Paranormalcy, p.7, Harper Collins
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I hate the vamp jobs. They think they're so suave. It's not enough for them to slaughter and eat you like a zombie would. No, they want to be all sexy, too. And trust me: vampires? Not. Sexy. ✨ Kiersten White (2010). Paranormalcy, p.7, Harper Collins

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