John Green
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Tobin, Mom said disapprovingly. She wasn't a particularly funny person. It suited her professionally - I mean, you don't want your cancer surgeon to walk into the examination room and be like, Guy walks into a bar. Bartender says, 'What'll ya have?' And the guy says, 'Whaddya got?' And the bartender says, 'I don't know what I got, but I know what you got: Stage IV melanoma. ✨ John Green, Lauren Myracle, Maureen Johnson (2009). Let It Snow: Three Holiday Stories, p.76, Penguin

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