It's never good to fall in love with someone whom you'd have to stab i…

Sloane Crosley
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It's never good to fall in love with someone whom you'd have to stab in the eyeballs to elicit a response. ✨ Sloane Crosley (2010). How Did You Get This Number, p.41, Granta Books
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It's never good to fall in love with someone whom you'd have to stab in the eyeballs to elicit a response. ✨ Sloane Crosley (2010). How Did You Get This Number, p.41, Granta Books

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