Shel Silverstein
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I said, I'll take the T-bone steak. A soft voice mooed, Oh wow. And I looked up and realized The waitress was a cow. I cried, Mistake--forget the the steak. I'll take the chicken then. I heard a cluck--'twas just my luck The busboy was a hen. I said, Okay no, fowl today. I'll have the seafood dish. Then I saw through the kitchen door The cook--he was a fish. I screamed, Is there anyone workin' here Who's an onion or a beet? No? Your're sure? Okay then friends, A salad's what I'll eat. They looked at me. Oh,no, they said, The owner is a cabbage head. ✨ Shel Silverstein, Strange Restaurant

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