I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkin…

Karl Pilkington
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I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for ✨ Karl Pilkington (2010). An Idiot Abroad: The Travel Diaries of Karl Pilkington, p.71, Canongate Books
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