Humor must be one of the chief attributes of God. Plants and animals t…

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Humor must be one of the chief attributes of God. Plants and animals that are distinctly humorous in form and characteristics are God's jokes. ✨ Mark Twain (2012). Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations, p.190, Courier Corporation
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