I hope to one day co-sign a lease with another person but, well, it do…

Sloane Crosley
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I hope to one day co-sign a lease with another person but, well, it doesn't plague me that I have yet to do so. Put it this way: I've never had to violently tug at my own pillow at 2 A.M. to get myself to stop snoring. ✨ I want to be alone: the rise and rise of solo living. www.theguardian.com. March 30, 2012.
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