When I meet people, I no longer say Hi, I'm Derek Landy, pleased to me…

Derek Landy
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When I meet people, I no longer say Hi, I'm Derek Landy, pleased to meet you. Now I say Hi, I'm number one bestselling author Derek Landy. Worship me.
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Valkyrie patted Fletcher’s arm. “Don’t worry,” she said. “If the bad man comes, I’ll protect you.” “If the bad man comes,” Fletcher responded, “I’ll bravely give out a high-pitched scream to distract … ▶
mostly we've had to found ways to amuse ourselves. Really? Valkyrie asked. Like what? Plight's smile faded. Like human sacrifice. He grabbed one arm and Lenka grabbed the other and Valkyrie cried out … ▶
If things go wrong, I'll lead them away. Once it's clear, get back to the car. If you don't see me in five minutes, then I've probably died a very brave and heroic death. Oh and don't Oh, and don't t … ▶
Clarabelle laughed like she'd just heard the funniest thing ever. Of course you HOPE you won't die, Valkyrie! Who would HOPE to die? That's just SILLY! But you probably WILL die, that's what I'm sayi … ▶
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When I meet people, I no longer say Hi, I'm Derek Landy, pleased to meet you. Now I say Hi, I'm number one bestselling author Derek Landy. Worship me.

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