Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. ✨ Pudd'nh…

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Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. ✨ Pudd'nhead Wilson ch. 5, Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar (1894)
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Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. ✨ Pudd'nhead Wilson ch. 5, Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar (1894)

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