God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. ✨ …

Mark Twain
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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. ✨ Mark Twain (2014). Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist, p.15, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.
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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. ✨ Mark Twain (2014). Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist, p.15, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.

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