Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. ✨ Ma…

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. ✨ Mark Twain (2015). Bite-Size Twain: Wit and Wisdom from the Literary Legend, p.31, St. Martin's Press
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