Alaska is what happens when Willy Wonka and the witch from Hansel and …

Sloane Crosley
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Alaska is what happens when Willy Wonka and the witch from Hansel and Gretel elope, buy a place together upstate, renounce their sweet teeth, and turn into health fanatics. ✨ Sloane Crosley (2010). How Did You Get This Number, p.65, Penguin
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Alaska is what happens when Willy Wonka and the witch from Hansel and Gretel elope, buy a place together upstate, renounce their sweet teeth, and turn into health fanatics. ✨ Sloane Crosley (2010). How Did You Get This Number, p.65, Penguin

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